And he announces each country with gusto.

“So, you going to grad school?”

Solid advice for any future fathers out there who want to teach your kid how to bunt properly.

I don’t see nothin’ wrong…with completely dominating the bar.

What a talent. Also, I want to sucker punch Sharon Osbourne.

Just play catch with ’em.

I wish I was this composed and awesome when I left voicemails.