This happened at Texas Media Systems in Austin, Texas. The music only makes it better. The guy stole about $700 bucks (street value) and then drove off in a $40,000 car.

Did we lose Tyler again?

Just holdin’ court at some chincy-ass fast food restaurant in the wee hours.

Hot people and booze everywhere. Seriously, this looks like it’s straight out of some sort of alternate reality where The Wolf of Wall Street and The Matrix trilogy combined.

What. An. Idiot. J-Law sums it up best: “God. You are a monster.”

**SPOILERS**

[h/t Gawker]

A travesty, but still hilarious.

A national tragedy is unfolding. Our prayers go out to the victims.