“They both lived happily ever after, because they never spoke again.”

This is seriously depressing.

To the asshole who bought six rounds of Fireball at happy hour last night, you wre-e-e-cked me.

Whatever happened to predictability? Also, how good does Stamos look? The man simply doesn’t age.

Can’t wait for Lord Deathly Murderkill of House Doublecross and Dong Dangletaint of House Glans to make their debut in season four.

“You’re awake. You’re awesome. Live like it.” Preach on, little man.

Puppies, horses and me just trying to keep it together at my desk.

More like “YERFUCKT.” It opens this summer at Schlitterbahn in Kansas City.