This is your “The Oscars are this Sunday, pretend to care” official warning. No worries if you chose to see the One Direction Movie “This Is Us” in favor of “Gravity.” As someone who actually did that, I’m here to tell you, there’s no judgment. Besides, this video gives you everything you need to know about the main Academy Awards contenders. Watch — and try not to dance along. I dare you.

Bring it.

There are a lot of reasons that a boss could choose to fire you. Poor work ethic, inappropriate behavior, your bad habit of watching Netflix on your phone when you’re supposed to be working, coming into the office hungover every day, the possibilities are endless and some people just royally screw up. Others are X-Men who happen to be too enjoy making out and end up killing their co-workers with their life sucking superpower. Check out this video of Professor X sacking the one and only Rogue.

It’s okay. They’ve fixed most of the bugs.

Bryan Cranston about to put Matthew Broderick in his place.

Peter Pan had it right. Shadows are nothing but trouble.

There’s really no other way to describe it.

“You got second row to flip me the bird? That makes no fuckin’ sense.”

I don’t know how I could go from completely despising someone when I was younger to actually wanting to be them as an adult.