Exactly as great as the title sounds. Your boss is gone for the day, anyway. So take the train down to Know Your Role Boulevard, check right in to the Smackdown Hotel and enjoy 90 minutes of the most electrifying man in sports entertainment.
Perfection.
JK. Just a little NSFW.
Flower deliveries at work, Spotify playlists, Instagram jealousy, and inevitable House of Cards Season 2 — no other holiday brings out the differing expectations between men and women more.
“Thanks, Cinco.”
Robert Redford, Scarlett Johansson and Captain America. Fuck yeah.
Jamie Casino doesn’t fuck around.
Created by Jon Bois of SB Nation, “Breaking Madden” takes, uh, it takes…just watch it for yourself. You will pee your pants and cry at the same time.
“I’m like, ‘hottest girl in your improv class’ hot.”
“They both lived happily ever after, because they never spoke again.”
This is seriously depressing.
To the asshole who bought six rounds of Fireball at happy hour last night, you wre-e-e-cked me.
Whatever happened to predictability? Also, how good does Stamos look? The man simply doesn’t age.
Can’t wait for Lord Deathly Murderkill of House Doublecross and Dong Dangletaint of House Glans to make their debut in season four.
“You’re awake. You’re awesome. Live like it.” Preach on, little man.
