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Seven Simple Adult Tasks That I Have No Clue How To Do

Minor Leaguers Deserve A Raise For Bringing So Many Drunk Postgrads Joy

My Wife Casually Highlighted My Greatest Insecurity And Now Life Will Never Be the Same

Bottle Service Nightmares, Cougars, And Missed International Flights: The Worst Stories From This Weekend

Five People That Had A Worse Weekend Than You: CM Punk

This Weekend In Fun: June 8

The Time I Got My Vibrator Confiscated In College

Why It’s Okay To Be A Bandwagon Fan

This New York Times Exposé On Millennial Marriage Is A Bad Look For All Of Us

I Dream About A Baseball Landing In My Beer