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How To Not Be A Shitty Intern

Welcome to the summer semester. Internship season is upon us, and unlike the fall or spring, this is the semester where everyone is home from school, vying for internships. This means one of two things about your company’s newest crop…Read More »

6 Ways A Hookup Can Go Horribly Wrong

If you haven’t farted during sex, you haven’t lived. Puking You’re doing your thing-licking, sucking, fondling his balls while taking him all the way down to your tonsils. Then, suddenly, without warning, he starts grinding his hips. Okay, cool, he’s…Read More »

Stop Hating New York City

It’s too easy to blame the malaise of your early to mid twenties on New York City: “I’m living in a closet, thanks to the entry-level position I could only attain through my parents.” “I make a ton of money, but…Read More »