There’s a lot of talk on the Internet this week about why giving the opposite (or same) sex oral pleasure should NEVER be required. Total Frat Move posted this little number on why going down on a girl is the…Read More »
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10 Repurposed “American Psycho” Quotes
Before the silver screen gem “American Psycho” gave finance bros delusions of grandeur about their coke habits, the book by Bret Easton Ellis gave a disturbing view into the life of the one and only Mr. Patrick Bateman. While the…Read More »
What #TBT Should Really Look Like
In a world where social media reigns supreme, it’s not surprising that the focus of all it is the individual. Sure, some people take a more poetic approach to Twitter or Instagram, but for the most part, tweets and posts…Read More »
How To Tell If Your Rental Is Not Fit For Human Occupation
Living in a terrible house or apartment is a rite of passage. Some people do it in college, either with friends or their Greek brothers and sisters. Some people do it directly after college, because finding employment escapes them like…Read More »
24 Signs That Prove You’re Still A Facebook Stalker
Facebook stalking, FB stalking, or whichever other abbreviation you used to hide your shameful pastime is a dangerous hobby. It always starts as an innocent search with the justification of, “I’m just going to see if he’s a weirdo, okay,…Read More »
How To Get Over The Guy You Never Even Dated
If you search the Internet, there are a million articles that give advice on what to do after a breakup. What about some guidance on how to move on from the “near miss,” when the relationship you wanted with someone…Read More »
The 5 Types Of Tinder Profiles You’re Guaranteed To Come Across
Tinder is an interesting beast. If we’re being honest with ourselves, it should really only be a dating outlet for pretty people. As with most things, though, we’re not particularly honest with ourselves. In light of that, those of us…Read More »
What A Girl’s Go-To Karaoke Song Says About Her
Karaoke is an interesting social experiment. It takes something everyone loves doing on his or her own (singing) and turns it into one of the most vulnerable experiences a person can have. When it goes well, it’s an incredible adrenaline…Read More »
Identifying The Dudes On The USMNT By Their Celeb Doppelganger
In case you’ve been living under a rock – or are just a horrible American – the World Cup kicks (Tips? First pitch? Face off?) off today at 4pm Eastern, 1pm Pacific. So for those of you in need of some help actually…Read More »
A Drunken Asshole’s Random Thoughts On Why The NBA Is Fixed
Michael or LeBron? LeBron or Michael? Who’s the best? Could LeBron beat Michael? Whose career will reign supreme when LeBron finally hangs up his Nikes? It’s a tired argument and, as in all sports, comparing players from different generations makes…Read More »