This week, we were so excited to get a message from a girl who follows us on Twitter asking for some dating advice. The fact that anyone thinks we are qualified to give such advice (particularly during this lull in our…Read More »
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The Worst Purchases I’ve Ever Made
It’s odd how certain items you buy can end up affecting your life. The most inexpensive, off the cuff purchase can pay for itself over and over, while some things are just so stupid, they make you wonder if you’re…Read More »
Why I Hate Camping
Camping is a fundamentally ridiculous proposition. We spend hours and hours of our lives trying to make a decent living so that we can pay to live in the apartment complex or house that affords us certain comforts according to…Read More »
11 Places To Eat Drunk Food Before You Die
It’s 3 a.m. You’re in a strange city and you’re drunk, lost, and alone. Well, at least you feel that way. Your body is famished from another marathon night of drinking, but you’re craving more than a McChicken and a…Read More »
47 Things WASPs Love
White Anglo-Saxon Protestants, better known as WASPs, are perhaps the ultimate cultural pariah in America these days. The culture has dwindled in the last 20 years, but there are still people out there whose wardrobes only consist of cable-knit sweaters,…Read More »
The Best Places To Bang This Summer
Listen up, jerks. The summer is all about three things: brinkin’, bangin’, and building sandcastles at the beach. You better build ‘em strong and sturdy and try to make a moat around them so the water flows around the castles…Read More »
3 Lame Dating Clichés That Can Actually Dial Up The Romance
There is nothing cheesier than a dating cliché. Few things can make a date more mortifying, painful, and awkward than one of the parties trying to force a moment of Hollywood romance. Just like sex is never as graceful as…Read More »
Diary Of An Entry-Level Try Hard: Corporate Initiatives
Gil Humplestead is a 23-year-old recent college graduate who finally got his first real job as a Junior Marketing Assistant Coordinator with Incorporated Partners & Co. Today, he chronicles his efforts to enforce a company-wide weight loss initiative. DIARY! What the…Read More »
The 7 Worst White Lies Told By Women
Little white lies have been a societal norm for years. Their primary purpose is to avoid fighting and hurting feelings. Both men and women are guilty of telling little white lies, and conversation has become so sugarcoated that pretty soon,…Read More »
The 5 Dudes You’ll Flirt With At The Office
In a sea of cold calling, expense reports, and pointless emails from corporate, sometimes the one thing that gets us through the day is a little casual flirting. It also gives some of us a chance to brush up on…Read More »
