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Touching Base, Episode 60: Listener Voicemails, Volume 1

I Sold My Truck To Buy A Small Car And Now Everyone On The Road Bullies Me

How To Make A Great Impression On Your Significant Other’s Family This Christmas

Please Don’t Introduce That Acquaintance To Our Entire Fucking Table

Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix In January To Get You Through Your Post-Holiday Depression

My Case For “All I Want For Christmas Is You” Being The Worst Christmas Song Ever

Sting Dropped By The Dallas Cowboys’ Practice Facility To Help America’s Team Wreck Shit

World’s Worst Couple Threw Party To Announce Their Divorce

That Time I Went Home With A Guy And Got Beat At My Own Game

A Remote Writer’s Breakdown Of The Corporate Gifts I Got My Bosses At Grandex