I’m one of the most experienced guys in the world at embarrassing myself in public, and based on the amount of times I’ve screwed up and done the following things since graduation, I can tell you what is and what…Read More »

It’s about damn time I power rank condiments. These additives make or break meals every day, yet they never get the respect of sauces or dips. So, ignoring your salsas, quesos, marinaras, Nutellas, and remoulades, this is the definitive ranking…Read More »

Mr. Speaker, Mr. Vice President, members of Congress, and my fellow Americans: I would like to personally thank you for joining me this evening. I know that after my six years as president of the United States, many of you…Read More »

Guys, we are less than two weeks away from the World Cup. Unless you are literally one of the least knowledgeable people alive on this planet, you know this only happens once every four years. FOUR years. That’s a long…Read More »

Like a delicious béarnaise on the steak of life that is Friday, it’s time to slop some DIMEBAG on top of this week. Let’s get to it. Hey Brian, Feeling pretty old today. I start physical therapy for a shoulder…Read More »

Guys get stereotyped, for good reason, as people whose primary turn-ons are all physical. This is somewhat accurate for a lot of guys, but there are plenty of us who pay a lot more attention to the more nuanced things…Read More »

Twenty years ago today, the original gray-box Playstation debuted in Japan. Originally intended as a CD-ROM adapter for Nintendo, the Mario factory soon spurned Sony, so Sony decided to do it alone, which changed the face of gaming in the…Read More »

Before anyone says anything, don’t worry, I’m not gonna claim that I came up with this idea myself. This is a game that goes back to before I can remember. You’re bored on a road trip, and need something that’s…Read More »