Hanger – verb. To have extreme rage, induced by a drop in blood sugar levels. I was so hangry last night; I called a girl a slut because she asked if I was finished with the ketchup…
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What You Tell Your Parents Vs. What You Mean
Whether you’re home for the holidays, a long weekend, or you’ve moved back to your childhood home for the foreseeable future, you’re forced to interact with actual adults. Your parents and their friends are curious about what you’re up to, and why wouldn’t they be?
I Should’ve Gone To Hogwarts
In a human’s tenure on earth, there are only a handful of pivotal choices that determine how the rest of their life will play out. These decisions answer the quintessential question: should I turn left or right? One of these vector changes is deciding where to go to college. After personal reflection, I came to the realization that I made the wrong choice—instead of opting for muggle university, I should’ve gone to Hogwarts…
Happy Monday! Here’s The Watch That Tells You When You’re Going To Die
Call it sick, call it twisted, call it ingenious, say hello to Tikker. The watch that counts down the minutes, days and years left in your life…
The Running Of The Interns
There is a tradition for broadcast interns where after a landmark Supreme Court case, the interns have to run a piece of paper containing the decision from the courtroom to their respective broadcast stations…
Worst Date Of All-Time: Pulp Fiction
When it comes to dating, things don’t always go as planned. You could meet a potential mate at a bar, really hit it off, agree to a dinner date, and then, once you’re sitting across from him or her at…Read More »
How To Survive Your Morning Commute
Nothing gets a person heated like thinking about the god-awful commute you have to make at the beginning of each day. If you’re anything like me, sitting in traffic is worse than listening to your mother complain for 3 hours…Read More »
Post Grad Problems: An Illustration
A picture is supposed to be worth a thousand words, but these photos do a much better job of just depicting the feelings of a few words. Enjoy 21 postgrad problems, now with helpful illustrations so you know what it looks like when some asshole starts a break room birthday cake stampede…
4 Sports You Should Consider Taking Up In Your 20s
Football, baseball, basketball, and hockey: these are the organized team sports we played as children. We dreamed of becoming good enough to make the big leagues, land a college scholarship, or at the very least, get laid in high school.…Read More »
Why You Shouldn’t Google Someone Before A First Date
Dating in the digital age is terrifying. It’s too easy to Google people’s names and find out where they went to school, their hometown, their past jobs, who you know in common, how often they take crappy photos of their food,…Read More »
