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Pie Is Better Than Cake And It’s Not Even Close

Just Because Something’s “Good” Doesn’t Mean It’s “Right”

Stop Getting Dogs You Can’t Take Care Of

Relationship Gut Is Real As Hell

Back Door Cover: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

The Douchiest Ways To Ask Your Waiter For The Check

When’s The Right Time To Show Up To Stuff?

“Stick A Dildo To The Bean & Run Away” Is Happening In Chicago Next Weekend

What I Spent This Weekend: Open Bars Are The Best

It’s Time To Stop Being Polite and Start Getting Real About Friendsgiving