After graduation, it takes some time to settle into the real world. For some people it’s a few months, others a few decades. Whether you’re part of the corporate grind, or living on a buddy’s couch and working on an…Read More »
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The Moment I Realized I Couldn’t Hack It Anymore
There’s a great quote from Moneyball that sums up my life of late. A young Billy Beane is sitting at his family’s dinner table, and an MLB scout is offering him a pro contract, giving his sales pitch to the family. He’s telling…Read More »
10 Worst People In Postgrad Social Media
We’ve already covered the 10 Worst Things About Post-Grad Social Media, but the thing about social media is that there are terrible, attention seeking human beings behind these accounts. The Not-Fit Fitness Freak So you finally dropped the freshman 15? Congratulations. You’re a regular Jillian Michaels.…Read More »
The 50 Thoughts That Go Through Your Mind On Sunday Morning
Fuck. Shit. I’m dying. Fuck. I need a McMuffin-sized Advil right now. Also, a McMuffin. Oh, sweet. Got a number last night… …it’s from that dude I went to high school with who wants to sell me life insurance. Fuck…Read More »
10 Worst People In Postgrad Social Media
We’ve already covered the 10 Worst Things About Postgrad Social Media, but the thing about social media is that there are terrible, attention seeking human beings behind these accounts. The Not-Fit Fitness Freak So you finally dropped the freshman 15?…Read More »
The Moment I Realized I Couldn’t Hack It Anymore
There’s a great quote from Moneyball that sums up my life of late. A young Billy Beane is sitting at his family’s dinner table, and an MLB scout is offering him a pro contract, giving his sales pitch to the…Read More »
The Job Description
To a business contact: My day to day functions in my sphere of influence are quite simple really. I am able to use my finely tuned networking and social skills toward synergizing a more streamlined work environment for my peers,…Read More »
Pros And Cons of Your Living Situation
Once you graduate, you realize post-grad life is basically one long, elaborate version of your favorite childhood game, MASH, with unlimited options that have the ability to be awful or amazing. The last thing you want is to make the…Read More »
10 Unrealistic Expectations The Office Gave Me
As if finishing undergrad wasn’t enough of a reminder that all the good things in life will eventually leave you, The Office series finale aired last week. After nine glorious seasons, viewers were given closure on some of the series’…Read More »
What Really Is Better: Christmas or Wedding Season?
It’s the age old question that was brought to the forefront in the 2004 comedy classic, Wedding Crashers. Christmas isn’t as awesome as it was when you were a kid, and for single postgrads, weddings are just an all too familiar reminder that your reproductive system is imploding upon itself like a dying star with every day you remain single. So we ask ourselves, what’s better? Christmas or wedding season?