When it comes to love, they say age is just a number, but then again, “they” probably aren’t allowed to come within 200 feet of a school — or a Chuck E. Cheese. As a postgrad, you really do start…Read More »
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The Actors Who Should Be Playing Batman Instead Of Ben Affleck
News broke Thursday night that Ben Affleck would be playing Batman in the upcoming Batman/Superman mega-movie slated to come out in the summer of 2015. If you were anything like me, you cracked open your dusty DVD copy of Batman…Read More »
The New York Exodus: Yeehaw, Motherf@#$%&s
So, there was this one time that I lived in New York City for seven months…
When Your Creepiest Friend Gets Engaged
The party is in full swing. You can’t take a step without bumping into a drunk babe gripping a cheap, ice-cold beer. The newest rap song that influences girls to get weird is booming through the speaker system, and the…Read More »
A Guide To Being A Normal Person: Simple Etiquette
“Look at all these fucks I give” is no longer a valid excuse for being a non-adult…
Best Job Ever Up For Grabs — Get Paid $100K To Travel The World
The most comforting thing about the mundane 9-5 cubicle job you’re likely working is that everyone you know is just as miserable as you are. In your social circle probably exists some teacher or social worker who does meaningful things…Read More »
How Postgrad Life Is Like The Sims
As a postgrad, I can’t help but have days where I feel like a Sim. I don’t know if I’m hungry, thirsty, or just need some basic human interaction to elevate my mood and turn my diamond green again. Playing…Read More »
Rapper’s Idiotic Use of Instagram Leads to Largest Firearms Bust in NYC History
Social media these days is a wonderful realm for modern businesses to connect with their consumers and showcase their products in a unique ways. Whether it’s Facebook, Twitter, or Instagram, I’m sure you can think of some of your favorite…Read More »
Post Grad Freshman: Grouper
Big city, big lights, and a friend total that you can count on one hand. That dream of living in the city with a few of your friends has finally come to fruition. You lied your way right into that…Read More »