Boss informed me he will be taking my business trip to San Diego because he “could really use a vacation.”
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True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend…
What my friend Fake It is trying to say, is that true love is blind.
You’re boss sounds like a dick, time for a new job