As If Our Lives Weren’t Sad Enough, You Can Now Watch ‘Broke Millennial’ Porn

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As much as I hate to say it, stereotypes exist for a reason and that’s never been more true than in the case of the broke millennial. While, of course, some millennials are thriving, purchasing homes and popping out babies left and right, most of us worry over our checking accounts that routinely get down to or below three digits and try to come up with ways to fake our deaths in the government’s eyes so we can get out of repaying our five to six figures of student loan debt. Basically, we’re all broke AF and everyone knows it. Including the porn industry.

PropertySex, which is obviously a porn producer, figured out how to turn the millennial dilemma into straight cash homie by offering up scenarios featuring poor, broke, well-endowed females who can’t pay their rent due to hard economic times, but surely there’s something they can do for their landlord in exchange for housing, right? If this seems like a joke, it isn’t – PropertySex is currently the 7th highest ranked channel on PornHub, making us all wonder who in the hell actually gets turned on by these twenty-somethings with dwindling bank accounts.

Dr. Rebecca Sullivan, a university professor who specializes in pornography (which is also apparently a real thing), broke it down like this: essentially, broke millennial porn has become so successful because it’s relatable. It’s easy to get into the mindset that this is a real scenario, which apparently instead of bringing on tears due to our lack of steady income, brings on a bout of horniness. Throw the hot protagonist in a personal, private setting such as an apartment, and you have a home run.

So while you struggle with your student loan payments and forego a night of sake and Japanese noodles for store-bought shrimp-flavored ramen, somewhere out there, a group of evil geniuses are making ridiculous profits off of the plight of your generation. If you don’t care about being invited back home for Thanksgiving, the next time you start sending out resumes, you might want to shoot one over to PropertySex, because hey – if you can’t beat them (or beat off to them), you might as well join them. .

[via Vice]

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Steph W.

Steph W. is a new Master's degree graduate with an intern's salary and six-figure taste. She realizes her expectations far exceed reality, so she spends her days pinning away Loubs she pretends are in her physical closet instead of her virtual one. Her hobbies include attempting to trapping her boyfriend into marriage before he finds out how insane she is and pretending that Black Box wine tastes as good as the kind she could afford when she was gainfully employed. Send her tips for getting out of student debt at recruitchairtsm@gmail.com

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