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BONER CHAMP!
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“Be proud today to join the ranks of fellow Cornell alumnus: Carl 1, Carl 2, Broccoli Rob, Doobie, Lunchbox, Jingle Jangle, Pubie Lewis and the News, Boner Champ- that’s me….”
You just got Nard Dawgged!