Already bit into a donut filled with mayonnaise and had a prank call this morning. PGP.
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Your coworkers really sound like they suck
They really do.
My best employee told me she was being sought out for twice the pay. I thought it was a joke. It wasn’t. PGP
And a coworker just glitter-bombed my side of the office.
Zip tie and a can of febreeze should do the trick.
Quit and let everyone know this is NOT an April Fools joke
You should really quit your job
You have no idea how bad I want to. I started 3 months ago though.
That’s short enough where you don’t even have to put it on your resume