Actually telling the truth when your doctor asks how many drinks you average per week. PGP. Kenyon_Rambo 0 3 months 48
Making the wardrobe transformation from “business professional” to “homeless person” as soon as you get home. PGP. Living Vicariously
Watching all these Ice Bucket Challenges make me glad I don’t have that many friends anymore. PGP. Guntherfelt
Not sure what’s harder to find, an empty, odor-free bathroom at work or a single attractive girl over 25 without major problems. PGP. DontBeABroThatDontLift
Keeping your diploma over your liquor shelf to remind yourself that you can still accomplish things when you spend most of your time drunk. PGP. MBA or bust
Sitting on a warm toilet at work is the same as finding out your buddy already tagged your one night stand. PGP. DontBeABroThatDontLift
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