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We’re not cooking tonight. Nobody wants to cook. I fired off the “want me to pick up pizza” text that we all need to receive in 2017. So it’s looking like a Pinthouse Pizza night. I might even snap it with a glass of wine next to it because if you aren’t going to share your pizza with the world, what’s the point?
What’s for dinner?.
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I’ve decided I’m going only tell people what I’m eating in the form of a haiku, so here is today’s:
Working late again
Lunch box was left at my home
So Pop tarts it is
The big question is what kind though?
Vending machine broke
won’t let me get my dinner
I’ll just go hungry
Fiancé still on night shifts. Double stuffed Oreos, whatever mixture of leftover beer/wine is in the fridge, and more research into the adult entertainment industry. Have a blessed evening y’all.
Blue cheese burger, baby.
Dinner is whatever my law firm cafeteria is serving tonight since I’m staying late.
Luckily, its compliments of our beloved client so I’ll probably eat a pound or two of steak and salmon.
Update: Arugula steak tacos with salsa and guac.
Pork chops and string beans on the side.
Vitamin Water and Cold Brew to wash it down.
Pork chops as a side – power moves only
Ate myself into a coma but worth it.
Well Dave I just had lunch at 3:30 because I’ve been interviewing entry level candidates every hour on the hour all day. I will likely stay late and eat on my company’s dime while I answer emails and crank out spreadsheets. I’m thinking sushi because I’m worth it (Read:My boss doesn’t actually review my expense reports)
Grilled cheese because I got a pound of Land o’ Lakes American for 1.99 last week
Name checks out?
No shame in that
I have a Subway gift card that I’m not necessarily excited to use, but it’d be fiscally irresponsible not to, so it’s a Cold Cut Combo with Sun Chips tonight.
I eat three every day to help keep me strong.
Going to broil some salmon with some risotto and spinach. Couple glasses of red as well.
Grilled T-Bones with a dry rub, asparagus, grilled zucchini, and a fat tire. Guna be a great night
Fat Tire was the first generically mass-produced beer I ever had. I’ll always have a soft spot for it, great pick
Whoa, I just saw this typo. *non-generically mass-produced. Genuinely like it, was not trying to talk shit
High Life and hoping a 50 dollar parlay hits. Big money no whammies