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Every morning, we gather here to contemplate, plan, soak up inspiration, harvest motivation, and get jacked up on coffee and confidence for a day of kicking ass.
POUR THAT COFFEE LONG AND STRONG, MY FRIENDS. LONG AND STRONG. CHAMPIONS DON’T LET MONDAYS GET THEM DOWN. CHAMPIONS MAKE MONDAYS BOW DOWN. YOU’RE A CHAMPION, AREN’T YOU? GODDAMN RIGHT.
DON’T APPROACH THIS MONDAY LIKE YOU HAVE SO MANY OTHERS — WITH THE MINDSET THAT IT’S JUST THE FIRST IN A STRETCH OF FIVE DAYS WHERE YOU’RE STUCK SLAVING AWAY FOR THE MAN. THAT’S THE MINDSET OF A LOSER. APPROACH THIS MONDAY AS AN ATTACKER. DON’T LET THIS WEEK COME TO YOU. SPRINT AT THAT MOTHERFUCKER WITH THE RAGE OF A THOUSAND VOLCANOS IN YOUR EYES AND LET IT KNOW WHO’S BOSS. THROW BACK THAT FIRST CUP OF COFFEE AND POUND AWAY AT YOUR KEYBOARD LIKE A DEMENTED PORN STAR ON STEROIDS. MAKE THAT FIRST SALES CALL WITH THE CONFIDENCE OF PRE-FIGHT MUHAMMAD ALI IN HIS PRIME. ROLL INTO THAT FIRST MEETING WITH THE GUSTO AND CHARISMA OF JAMES FUCKING BOND.
THE RULES WERE MADE TO BE BROKEN AND MONDAYS WERE MADE TO BE CRUSHED LIKE SMALL BUGS BENEATH YOUR FEET. LEAVE NO DOUBT WHEN THE CLOCK STRIKES MIDNIGHT ON THIS DAY THAT YOU GAVE IT EVERYTHING YOU HAD.
LEAVE. NO. DOUBT.
What’s on the schedule this morning? What are you going to conquer today? Got a good story from this weekend? Let us know in the comments section below. Positivity only. Build the energy. Come correct or don’t come at all..
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Ross Bolen
Ross Bolen is a New York Times Bestselling author, co-host of the Oysters, Clams & Cockles: Game of Thrones podcast, co-host of the Back Door Cover sports podcast, 2017 Masters attendee, bigger and more loyal Rockets, Astros and Texans fan than you, cheese enchilada aficionado, and nap god.
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LET THE BOYS PLAY!
FUCK YEA!!!! IM SO HYPED, THESE FUCKING KIDS ARENT GONNA KNOW WHAT THE FUCK HIT THEM, 8AM STROLLING INTO MY CLASSROOM ALL LAZY AND SHIT!!!! AND “BAM” I FUCKING BUST IN THERE WITH SOME NEW CURRICULUM TYPE SHIT AND DO SOME INTERACTIVE LEARNING THEYVE NEVER SEEN BEFORE AND SUDDENLY I BLOW THEIR FUCKING MINDS!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!’
YOU’RE DOING THE LORDS WORK BROTHER
OH CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN!!!!
THAT’S WHAT WE’RE FUCKING TALKING ABOUT JESUS
HAPPY MONDAY MOFOS. I’M RUNNING ON TWO HOURS OF SLEEP AND ALL JACKED UP ON COLD BREW #DCO, READY TO CRUSH THE FIRST PERFORMANCE EVAL OF Q1. TAKE TODAY BY THE BALLS AND GIVE IT HELL. A MAN CAN ONLY BE BEATEN IN TWO WAYS: HE GIVES UP OR HE DIES. EARN IT TODAY BITCHES, EARN IT. LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO
HIT ME WITH THE METAPHORICAL FINANCIAL PROTEIN THIS MORNING BOYS, CUZ IM BOUT TO MAKE SOME FUCKING GGGGGGAAAAAAIIIIIINNNNNNZZZZZZZZ!!!!
Jesus watch your mouth
GOD MADE CURSE WORDS FOR A REASON!!!!!!
eatin crunch berries in tha bathroom
I love your lifestyle.
Gonna get into work 10 minutes late today, say good morning to the miserable fucks who sit near me and not get a single response but that’s okay they’re closer to the relieving release of death than I am so I probably won’t have to see them much longer, then I’m gonna go take a long piss and contemplate my weekend, go down to the coffee store and get me some of that sweet loving nectar that is Nitro Brew, sip on it all the way back to my cube and enjoy every lasting drop as I walk by people who are just now finding out what smoking weed does to you, then I’m gonna crush some app dev analytics and then sit in traffic for over an hour as I drive home but idc because I’ll have Spotify blaring out of my speakers as I drive by degenerate high school skateboarders on stoops, flipping them off and telling them that there is now future and all the have is now, and then crazily laughing out loud as I coast away
“WE ARE GONNA DO UP-DOWNS, UNTIL BLUE IS NO LONGER TIRED, AND THIRSTY”
GOT MY ASS IN GEAR & AM READY TO GIVE THIS WEEK HELL. CRUSHING MEETINGS AND EDITING CONTENT LIKE A CHAMP TODAY. TO ALL MY FELLOW CAFFEINE ENTHUSIASTS, I SALUTE YOU.
#TeamContent
FIRED OFF AN EMAIL AT 630 THIS MORNING TO MOVE ALONG A CONTRACT NEGOTIATION SO I CAN CLOSE TWO DEALS THIS WEEK INSTEAD OF ONE
I’D LIKE TO USE THIS AS AN OPPORTUNITY TO THANK THE FINE YOUNG MAN WHO GAVE ME THE CREDIT CARD BACK I DROPPED ON 6TH STREET SATURDAY NIGHT. NOT CALLING CHASE TO CANCEL MY CARD AND REFUTE A BUNCH OF CHARGES MADE MY SUNDAY A HELL OF A LOT BETTER. IF YOU’RE OUT THERE, THANK YOU!!!!!!!!
Kindness. Pass it on.
HELL YEAH THIS GETS ME JACKED FOR MONDAY. I USED TO BE A ONE CUP A DAY GUY BUT AFTER READING THIS SERIES I THINK ILL MOVE TO TWO OR TEN CUPS. TODAY I’M GOING TO TABLEAU MY ASS OFF AND MAKE SOME KICKASS METRICS FOR OUR WEEKLY VP REVIEW TO SHOW WHERE WE CAN BETTER OPTIMIZE THE ENTERPRISE. WOOOOOOO!
Be the ten-cup guy you always knew you could be but never dared to!