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If you haven’t heard, we’re having Mia Khalifa on the podcast today. And if you haven’t figured it out already, everyone who’s posting content on our site on a daily basis is sitting in on Touching Base rather than publishing fire.
The solution to this hour-long dead period? The Touching Base Open Thread.
How It Works: We post prompts, you comment, and one of three things happens – we discuss on the podcast, we ignore it completely, you pass time on the site where you’d otherwise be reading content with time spent reading and contributing to the open thread.
This Weeks Prompts
1. What’s your go-to opening line on Bumble and what is your success rate?
2. What (or who) do you want to see on Touching Base in the future?
3. What questions do you have for this week’s podcast?
Keep an eye out for today’s episode to see if anything made the cut. .
Respond
1) Hey (0.7%)
2) Every remote writer on one chaotic phone call. Putin, to ensure that he and Dave aren’t actually the same person. And the wildcard known as Adrian Smeltre.
3) Why the haven’t you made Micah defend his bizarre take of not liking American cinema? Grill his ass like its a cabinet confirmation hearing.
A lot of people are saying Crime Dogg = Putin.
I hear it daily that it was actually Dave who interfered with the election. The people deserve to know.
Vlad Ruff is savage
1. When was the last time you had diarrhea?
2. Madoff+Shibby or Smeltre. I’d take Crash as well.
3. Opinion on manscaping? What are the worst, most overpriced shoes ever made and why are they Yeezys?
I want to party with Smeltre. Dude rages.
I got a question that comes in the would you rather format.
Would you rather attend every home game to your local women’s professional basketball game for the rest of you life, sober, without any technology. Or lose the pinky on your non dominant hand.
I’d go full Justin Tuck in a heartbeat.
Jason Pierre-Paul*
1) Margaritas, frozen or on the rocks? Gets a response probably 90% of the time
2) Matty B Raps, we need him to drop some fire. Also a podcast recorded from a Miata.
3) Why do Dave and Dillon want beef with me? Because I’m willing to throw fists before or after the MattyBRaps concert. Hell we can get on stage and beef mid-concert
run up
More Ross
1. Wanna do something strange for a piece of change? (91.7%)
2. Crash Davis
3. Who would you have play at your inauguration concert (living artists only, please).
1) Match with a girl, get crippling anxiety, delete the app
2) I’d like to see you guys do recaps and pre recorded interviews from things like the rodeo or golf tournaments or ACL. Also want will to buy cowboy boots and a full recap on the that
3)When was the first time you saw breasts and then timidly searched the internet for them and never stopped
1. “What are the odds you’re on the toilet right now?” (Success rate is low)
I’d respond, and it’d be somewhere around 75-90%
1) What’s your favorite predatory cat? 60% of the time it works, every time.
2) We need more Ross, he fulfills the wild card role TB needs. As for celebs, get McConaughey for obvious reasons.
3) Ross and Dillion, how did you first find out about Mia?
Pick up line: what are your thoughts on Taco Bell for a first date?
first one who bit, eventually met up with. Been dating for ~10 months and recently enjoyed our first Taco Bell date drunkenly stumbling through Miami on vacation. You can say I’m a romantic.