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There’s no other way around it: breakfast during the week is tough. You’re not awake early enough to make yourself a decent breakfast, and anything pre-packaged just tastes kind of stale and sad. You can always hit up a drive-thru, but anything worth stopping at has a fifteen-minute line at the bare minimum (looking at you, Chick-fil-A and Starbucks), and anything else honestly just isn’t worth it. More often than not, I settle for an office breakfast of free break room coffee with the knowledge that I’ll most certainly be taking an early lunch by 10:30 at the latest.
However, that might all be about to change, because a new breakfast collaboration we never knew we needed is about to hit the shelves. Pretty soon, you’ll be looking forward to grabbing a package of Pop-Tarts out of the vending machine, because the breakfast toaster pastry giant has collaborated with Dunkin’ Donuts to come up with specialty coffee flavored treats. You’ll be able to purchase both vanilla latte and chocolate mocha flavored Pop-Tarts, and while I remain hesitant about the taste of any breakfast food that comes out of a plastic wrapper….these actually look pretty delicious.
It’s no secret that, in my opinion, Dunkin’ doesn’t hold a candle to most other donut suppliers, but coffee-flavored, sugar-packed breakfast treats are definitely something I can get behind. While my preference is and always will be a Chick-fil-A original biscuit and frosted coffee, for those mornings when being the 18th car in a drive-thru line just isn’t feasible, a package of Pop-Tarts might be in order for the first time since high school. I’m all for nostalgia, so getting a blast from my past reimagined and catered toward my age group? You know I’m buying into it. Now we just have to figure out how to make Furbys, Tamagotchis, and Gushers appropriate for people in their 20s, and I might actually be in a good mood for the first time since I started working..
[via Huffington Post]
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Steph W.
Steph W. is a new Master's degree graduate with an intern's salary and six-figure taste. She realizes her expectations far exceed reality, so she spends her days pinning away Loubs she pretends are in her physical closet instead of her virtual one. Her hobbies include attempting to trapping her boyfriend into marriage before he finds out how insane she is and pretending that Black Box wine tastes as good as the kind she could afford when she was gainfully employed. Send her tips for getting out of student debt at recruitchairtsm@gmail.com
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Brown cinnamon sugar is my ride or die. I would feel like I was cheating if I ate these.
Yo homie where’s that scotch article at
I wrote it and submitted it. They just haven’t posted it. #doitfortheviews
Gushers arent acceptable for adults? Tell that to my pantry.
Gushers are the GOAT
Did you write this article to spite me since I called you food obsessed, shit now I feel bad.
PGPM
Frosted chocolate mocha. Would.
I heard Supreme is gonna be collaborating with Dunkin’ Donuts this winter. They’re only gonna have 15 Supreme/Dunkin Dark Roasts and they’re gonna wait until there’s a power outage in the dead of winter during a blizzard to drop the collab so everyone who is dope and lit can wait outside in the freezing cold to get their hands on one before dying of frostbite but the Gram will be grateful. Reseller market value is $150 and 15 year old boys everywhere have abandoned the epic quest to chase pussy and or masterbate to xvideos In order to get one of these coffees even though they have no idea yet that coffee will be their lifelong for years to come as they get ground to a pulp by the invisible guy that everyone in the working world refers to as “the man”. Those little shitbags don’t even know what’s coming lol
Who in the actual fuck can afford to hit a drive-thru for breakfast every morning?!
The debt free and DINKs
S’mores or GTFO