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While I don’t think either candidate is supremely confident in what’s going to happen tonight, what I do know is that the cake that’s being wheeled into Trump Tower right now screams, “Put a literal fork in me because it’s all over.”
Just look at those eyes. That already-been-in-office-for-eight-years fatigue. Even his trademark jowls are looking shittier than normal. And if the cake doesn’t sell you? How about this:
Let’s just put it this way – I’ve never been to a wedding with a cash bar where I thought the bride and groom were going to make it more than four years. Or an election, for that matter. .
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Well this is awkward…
I really enjoyed reading this post election
Swing and a miss…
I know those eyes… I have those eyes.
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Where does one begin eating a cake made of their own shoulders and head? Just take a little off the top like you’re getting a haircut, or head straight for the eyes?
Maybe like a chocolate easter bunny? Ears first?
Guess you believed the polls huh?
Take a lap
Sorry about what happened last night guys. I still stand by my decision to support Gary Johnson 2016.
Duda for president! #2k16