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We just capped off an incredibly long weekend of drinking to excess, eating food we probably shouldn’t, and (most importantly) college football. And while I can say that college football filled a void that has been missing from my life for about seven months, there was something missing amongst the pageantry and shots on ESPN of drunk co-eds: the National Football League, or NFL for short.
Thankfully, the NFL returns to regular season action on Thursday with a rematch of the Super Bowl from earlier this year between the Broncos and Panthers. As a Detroit Lions fan, I’m not expecting much this season other than disappointment and heartbreak. I will, however, be switching from white wine to Bud Light for the foreseeable future because that’s just what I do when football season rolls around.
These team cans are available for every team in the league, so I’m just assuming the only ones I’ll be able to buy in Austin are of the Houston or Dallas variety. Here’s to hoping I can Amazon Prime some Lions Bud Lights as I sort of hate the Cowboys and the Texans with the fire of a thousand suns. .
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jduda@grandex.co
So fitting that the Eagles fan is a fat slob and is spilling cheese all over himself.
Tim Couch for the Browns..
There aren’t any for Dallas because the Boys have an exclusive deal with Miller Lite. So you’ll only see Houston cans in Austin.
I was wondering why they didn’t show a Bears can in that commercial. Turns out they have an exclusive deal with MillerCoors too.
I’ll ship you some Lion’s cans. There might be some tears on them, if it is after a game though.
We have the Redskins cans in DC and they look like Dr. Pepper cans.
Nice, perfect for inconspicuously having in the car.
And the St. Louis cans look just like air. *single tear*
And the Baltimore cans look like grape soda…
And the Colts cans look like…bud light.
The only way I can watch the Lions is with 6 of these to soften the pain of our weekly implosion and the chest pain from Saturday night. What’s worse is waking up Monday to the cans on the coffee table and reliving it all over again. Happy to ship some to Austin for your enjoyment…
In Memoriam 2015:
Why do you feel the need to hurt me inside?
Twitter link said “If these cans don’t make you want to sit down on the couch and watch some football, not sure what will.”
I expected tits, but got beer cans. Surprisingly not completely disappointed, though.