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On the list of places where you should never break up with someone, a commercial airplane is probably near the top. You’re not only stuck sitting next to that person for the entire flight, but you’re also forcing your fellow passengers to listen to that shitshow. And one of them may live tweet it because it’s 2015, and that’s what we do.
Twitter user @keegs141 apparently had the pleasure of sharing a row with a nice young couple when the dude allegedly dropped the breakup bomb before the damn plane even took off. Rookie move. Check the tweets below.
#PlaneBreakup
This guy on the plane just broke up w his girlfriend and she's SOBBING pic.twitter.com/IW9QVYxXdB
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 23, 2015
Guy: "is this really a surprise? Are you seriously surprised at this information?"
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
Girl: "Great. JUST GREAT. I'm so glad I paid 40 extra dollars to be on this fucking flight with you"
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
Guy: I don't care. Girl: IM GLAD YOU DONT CARE
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
Girl: "ITS JUST SO MEAN. DO I DESERVE THIS? WHY ARE TOU BRINGING THIS UP"
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
"I don't want to be this girl. I don't want to be her. I want to be my best for you and YOU WONT LET ME"
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
"Is that what you're starting to do with me? Just slow fade me OUT? Just like the others?"
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
This is the greatest plane delay I've ever had
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
Girl: "you don't even understand why I'm FUCKING SAD. YOU HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT ME"
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
Girl: "Why is this so easy for you? It's just THAT FUCKING EASY? What do you want from me?"
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
Guy: "You need to calm down" Girl: "To me I just really thought, you know, this was going to go somewhere"
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
**loud sobs**
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
Girl: "well what makes you so FUCKING SPECIAL?"
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
Girl: "you should probably just stop talking. Just stop TALKING!!"
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
"I'm going to ask Charlotte. I'm going to ask her the minute we get home and we'll see if your STORIES MATCH" (Omg scandal who's Charlotte?)
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
Guy: "I can't discuss this anymore." Girl: "so I'm not worth your time????"
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
**silent sobs, lots of sniffling**
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
What the fuck? Now they're making out. I'm not kidding
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
You have to respect the public meltdown followed by public make-out. That’s boss couple shit.
We took off, they immediately ordered SIX vodkas and Bloody Mary mix for the 50 minute flight and chugged them in silence between makeouts
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
Savage shit, man. It’s Sunday night, and everyone is already on edge. Thanks for making things exponentially worse by ending things in a very public way. It’s conceivable that this was embellished because Twitter, but if things went down like this, then this man is a damn barbarian. Seriously, no regard for human life..
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Just replace “girl” with “Kendra” and all will be alright.
I hope Todd doesn’t make a similar mistake…
Breaking up with your girlfriend before your flight takes off isn’t nearly as bad of a decision as the dude wearing black shorts with pink flamingos on them. That dude needs to seriously reevaluate his life.
You kidding me? I’ve been scouring Google for them since this went up.
Have at it: http://www.champssports.com/product/model:242409/sku:59377010
This situation is Seinfeld-esque: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nIiJLoDh7Y
Literally the first thought that came to mind.
Vegetable-Lasagna!!!
Fortune favors the bold.
What a savage.
D-man has been expanding my vocabulary. Savage, full throttle, plums.
Suburb trash vocab.
I’d enjoy an article defining ‘Burb vocab.
One of my boys from back home did a similar thing. He broke up with his girlfriend in the middle of a 7 day cruise while with her entire family. Not only did he have to be on the boat with her/them the rest of the time but they all had to ride from Florida back to Baltimore in an RV once they docked. His reasoning/logic you ask? “I just couldn’t be fake any more, man. I just couldn’t do it.”
Can we have Kelly Keegs replace Kendra at PGP????