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- When girls say, “I miss your face!” *cue me punching myself in the vagina*
- When someone’s info on their Instagram says something like, “Lover of all things furry and pink. Cappuccino enthusiast.” *vomit ensues*
- The words “yummy,” “meal” and “stinky.” That took seriously more strength to even type that word than you will ever know.
- When someone is wearing Tory Burch head-to-toe. Haha. Okay, bitch. We GET IT.
- People who have dogs that shouldn’t.
- Homeless people who have dogs…
- Bad eyebrows. Too thin eyebrows. Even though my lighter-colored brows turn their back on me when the flash is on in pictures sometimes and decide not to show up… THEY’RE THERE.
- Literally just passing by a Carl’s Jr.
- When a girl freaks out when someone says the word “moist” trying to be cute (I will never understand this one).
- Everyone at the gym.
- When girls wear frosty eyeshadow all the way up to their eyebrows.
- People who only drink beer at the bar.
- When a girl posts a picture of a celebrity she thinks she looks like on “Woman Crush Wednesday” just so people will say she looks like her.
- People who think they are superior because they read books instead of watch reality TV.
- Tennis shoes with jeans EVER (this is kind of self-explanatory).
- People that don’t find things I find funny to be funny at all.
- Guys who think they’re better than everyone and force you to re-introduce yourself every time you are around them even though you KNOW they know exactly who you are.
- When girls hate the baddest bitches on reality shows like Brandi and Stassi (they are clearly superior).
- EVERYTHING from Victoria’s Secret PINK line.
- When I offer a homeless person something and they turn me down (a guy once asked me for any change I had then scoffed at me as he threw the nickels and pennies into a flowerbed beside me).
- When a friend that is really skinny keeps saying, “I’m so fat” while constantly looking her own body up and down in the mirror like “Yeah, I’d tap that.”
- Fedoras. Fedoras. Fedoras. Fedoras. Most fedoras.
- People who are “too tired” to go out after happy hour….. Bitch I’m just getting started!!!
- “They’re” vs. “their”… Do I seriously need to explain further/does everyone NOT agree.
- When someone takes up two parking spots because they are a freaking idiot/drive too big of a truck. ALWAYS write a note starting with the words “You make me SICK.”
Respond
What’s wrong with drinking beer at the bar?
There are no rules saying otherwise. I disagreed with this one too.
I had a serious issue with this one as well. The best kinds of bars are craft beer bars that pretty much only serve beer.
I agree. You’ll spend the same amount of money on a great craft brew as well as a shitty well mix. I’ll take the craft, thanks.
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Drinking beer is acceptable in certain situations. But by 11, man up and drink some god damn whiskey.
She doesn’t seem THAT high maintenance….
You ARE inferior if you actually seek out reality tv for enjoyment.
1) Nothing wrong with only drinking beer at a bar. 2) Nothing wrong with jeans & tennis shoes (no, not super stylish but it’s still ok). 3) Carls Jr will destroy you but tastes good. 4) Only some people at the gym are gross. 5) Maybe people have the right to not find things funny that you do. Especially if your humor is just not funny at all.
At least several of these things help to answer the questions you posed in your column yesterday
People who bring their reheated leftovers to eat at their desk so you get the full ambiance of the breakroom without the breakroom setting.
This list is the biggest waste of time I’ve seen so far on this site. A few things are understandable, but the sneakers and jeans, no beer at a friggen bar.. thats what a bar is for! Keeping myself from saying more… just get over yourself and don’t waste our time with your pointless bitching. This has nothing to do with being a post-grad.
#17, ever heard of being blackout? Very easy way to never know that you met someone. Also, you might not have been important enough to remember in the first place.
somebodyyy needs some good dick and pot #yourwelcome