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Engagement rings are expensive. They’ll set you back a few months if you’re getting a good one. As you all can recall, I was in the market for one back in February. Turns out that I ended up purchasing said ring and then breaking up with said girlfriend two weeks before the planned proposal date. Most people would be devastated by that. Sure, it’s not ideal and it’s heartbreaking, but you know what else it gave me? A fat refund thanks to my generous jeweler.
Daddy has some cash and needs ways to spend it. Here are my 23 things I’m considering:
- Kegerator.
- Jet Ski.
- The signature of a 4-Star recruit on a National Letter Of Intent for my alma mater.
- A new girlfriend.
- Black Market Yeezys.
- Invest in a large amount of some illegal substance, sell it, take profits, reinvest, and repeat until I am a very wealthy drug lord.
- All the Doritos locos tacos.
- A pontoon boat.
- Steroids so I can tryout for the MLB circuit.
- Start my own bar.
- A destination vacation.
- Flying first class.
- Better yet, flying private thanks to JetSuite or some other company like that.
- A bottle of Mortlach 70 Yr.
- A few bottles of Armand de Brignac Brut Gold, more commonly known as Ace of Spades.
- This $1,000 HDMI cable because why not?
- A crossbow.
- Make it rain in the club like a pro athlete.
- Super Bowl tickets.
- Season tickets to the Warriors.
- A personal driver.
- Hire someone to do my job so I can play golf all day.
- Buying these Bentley golf clubs, just the base package though.
Have any suggestions, hit me in the comment section..
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I’d go with the boat. kinda hard to have a shitty time on a boat plus when your chatting up your rebounds you can lowkey brag about having a boat.
This seems like a good idea. This is my vote too.
Going with option 4 would be like investing in mortgage bonds in 2007.
I vote crossbow.
I know, how is this even a question?
Because you can get an Airbow.
Holy shit, this is a thing?!
Please tell me this review for the HDMI cable is yours….
“But after thinking long and hard, I decided to go for it. I was going to use that cash to get an engagement ring, but cables like these only come around once in a lifetime. I can always find another girl right?”
Jet Ski / Crossbow / Miata package deal
do believe thats called the deFries package at the local Austin/Travis County dealerships
Needs more joggers
http://www.miataforumz.com/na-1989-1997-8/has-anyone-towed-jetski-their-na-855/
Since I don’t know how to imbed pictures.
okay okay. TELL US WHAT HAPPENED WITH THE GIRL!
Please – how do we go from engagement ring to breakup in two weeks! We are here for you man, would be some good reading.
It wasn’t 2 weeks after buying. It was 2 weeks before proposing. He could have bought the ring and held on to it for a while.
Vegas trip with a couple of your best dudes.
You need to talk to someone about this, Therapist?
Do you finance, bro?
Goddamit. Clicked on the wrong one. Going to shut it down for the day.
Your sins are forgiven
Go play a round at St. Andrews.
Carnoustie, Dornoch, Turnberry, Kingsbarn, Troon… Make a trip of it
My buddy’s fiancée called their marriage off so he sold the ring, bought a 2016 pickup truck and used said truck to go to her house and pick up his shit.