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1. Thanks to Facebook, Twitter, and one mildly successful list-style column you had published on the internet, you think you’re going to be famous.
Respond
Catie Warren
Catie struggles with adulthood and has been celebrating her 21st birthday for the past three years. She attended college in the nation’s capital and to this day is angry that Pit Bull lied to her, as you cannot, in fact, party on The White House lawn. Prior to her success with PGP, Catie was most famous for being featured in her hometown newspaper regarding her 5th grade Science Fair Project for which she did not place. In her spare time, she enjoys attributing famous historical quotes to Marilyn Monroe and getting in fights with thirteen year olds on twitter. Email: catie@grandex.co
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Lena Dunham: America’s skidmark.
This is why I hate this show. It represents everything that is wrong with our generation. Everyone is obsessed with themselves, and won’t take responsibility for their own life.
…She’s definitely the potato of our generation.
Or a potato, of a generation. But seriously, 13 lbs seems low.
*tattooed potato
WAIT. It’s cool to show Lena Dunham’s nip but when it comes to Rush Boobs we get NOTHING?
WOW I’ve been WAITING FOR THIS. Nailed it.
Can’t we find someone a little…….. less ugly to be the voice of our generation?
Voice of our generation??? ….. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31g0YE61PLQ
Things that make you go…. Woof
Version for people who hate gifs:
Thanks to Facebook, Twitter, and one mildly successful list-style column you had published on the internet, you think you’re going to be famous. And your parents have no idea how #blessed they really are. Because your love life is an actual joke. No. Seriously. It’s pretty LOL worthy. You’re really just an undiagnosed masochist, actually. A self-loathing, depressing, little masochist. Who in no way has her life together. And enjoys blaming her problems on literally everyone else. Because your job is a joke. Who says you’re not independent? Oh, yes. Everyone. And you drink entirely too much. Which is a problem…because you haven’t exercised since high school. Also, you are in no way dramatic. It’s just hard because no one understands how difficult your life is. Good thing you’re pretty good with words — at least online. Honestly. You are just ridiculously unaware of how life works. But you’re trying. Really, really trying.
I think everyone enjoys gifs…in moderation.
So many better answers here….