1: “Hey! How are you?” 2. “Good. Nice weather, huh?” 1: “Yep!” 2: “Cool, bye.” PGP. Brawndo22 0 5 months 21
There are two types of people in my office: people with hobbies and people with kids. I have neither. PGP. mathlete
Got caught Tindering during a meeting. I then had to explain to several of my managers what Tinder was. I can’t tell if they are disgusted or sorry for me. PGP. RonFuckingBurgandy
The president of my company admitted that I was underpaid, and then proceeded to not give me a raise. PGP. DallasPGP
Someone in HR overheard me telling the interns an embellished sex story from college. Strike one. PGP. The EIT
My desk chair was taken away to use in a meeting. I had to stand all morning. I have a broken foot. PGP. misspinkpeach
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