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Pineapple and ham. A simple Hawaiian pizza.
BBQ chicken bacon
Breakfast pizza. Eggs, bacon, maybe some chipotle mayo or something
I ate an entire large stuffed pretzel crust meat lover’s pizza from Pizza Hut yesterday. Tough to beat that.
I had to do some research. It’s a mix of mahogany, pine, and something else I can’t remember.
Found a flannel scented candle yesterday. Let that baby burn while I laid on the couch through four movies. Today I’m working my ass off getting things cleaned up before guy’s weekend in Vegas.
Your drunk purchases are less practical but way more fun. Mine are either semipopular college shirts or machetes.
Mia, don’t worry about the Texas capital thing. My buddy’s fiancé thought Savannah was the capital of Georgia and was yelling at us insisting she was correct while a drunk 21st birthday kid rolled over after vomiting and started yelling “ATLANTA!”
How many donuts did you buy?
I’m coming to wreak havoc for your birthday. Sorry, Charlie.
Will yelling GET COZY on the prop bet podcast has me more fired up than anything today
Legitimately made me mad
I’m currently looking into a kids noggin so probably nothing.
I don’t know if I ate drugs accidentally last night or what but twice this morning I’ve looked at the clock and it was earlier than the previous check. Discovering time travel has me fired up
I had four strips of bacon.
No he clozes
Got my coffee, my green shake, and my shit-kicking boots. Time to drop the hammer, motherfuckers.