Omaha is a great place. A smaller version of KC, no doubt. Des Moines, on the other hand, is pretty boring. I would know, lived in both Omaha and Des Moines.
Our generation wants a big paycheck. Go to college, they said. Get a degree, they said. You will get a job and make tons o’ money, they said. But it doesn’t quite work like that.
Use H&R Block. They have people to actively search for deductions, whereas TurboTax allows you to enter exactly the amount of deductions you are aware you qualify for.
I have yet to see a preview for an NBC show that looks good. Hollywood is reaching.
#8 works the best, in my experience.
Omaha is a great place. A smaller version of KC, no doubt. Des Moines, on the other hand, is pretty boring. I would know, lived in both Omaha and Des Moines.
This was spot on. The cons outweigh the pros, IMO.
I’m getting one this weekend. I’ll submit a column on its hangover destroying capabilities.
Ed Helms, Jason Bateman, Jason Sudekis, Will Forte. Current comedy kings.
If an engineer doesn’t marry his college girlfriend, will he ever find someone?
As if my Monday didn’t suck enough.
Our generation wants a big paycheck. Go to college, they said. Get a degree, they said. You will get a job and make tons o’ money, they said. But it doesn’t quite work like that.
Is that you in the 4th picture?
Europe couldn’t have taken more than a week.
Nice name. Love TPB
“What time is it?”
“I don’t know, baby. My cock doesn’t wear a watch.”
Using this.
Ever get that girl, when you spread her legs, it looks like you are opening up a grilled cheese sandwich?
Yeah me neither.
Not enough people being called “shit-sippers”.
Atlanta.
A good way to remember the names of all the presidents?
“And you! You. You are the biggest piece of shit in this entire restaurant. I hope you burn in hell.”
Use H&R Block. They have people to actively search for deductions, whereas TurboTax allows you to enter exactly the amount of deductions you are aware you qualify for.
I need to find a girl with a costume box…