I am getting closer and closer to just not caring. #PGP

Friday, you son of a bitch! PGP.

I just played the “maybe I have another offer, maybe I don’t” game with a couple companies, and got one to up my offer. PGPM.

My last day at my job is in ten days, my password expires in six. PGP.

“Welcome to the team!” being the words that start the rest of your miserable life. PGP.

When you’re so bored that you actually start doing some work. PGP.

I just said, “Last time I saw you, you were this big.” PGP.

It is Thursday, which means it is almost Friday, which is the weekend which is right before Monday. Shit, it’s almost Monday. #PGP

Now I have to wait a whole year for the next episode of House of Cards. PGP.

The first time you have to work on your birthday. PGP.