Her parents giving her that very personal and presumably expensive jewelry to go to Paris seems like a terrible idea. There’s no way it’s not getting stolen.
So my mother makes something called coquito every year. It’s basically Puerto Rican eggnog, it’s delicious and will mess you up way more than eggnog. She uses her grandmother’s recipe, which calls for multiple bottles of 151 proof rum, milk, cream, and cinnamon. It’s a great alternative, and I highly recommend making some if you’re not that into eggnog.
That’s the second time this season ASJ has caught a touchdown pass that was obviously a catch and probably would’ve won the Jets the game that got overturned (the other being against your Pats, Jenna). Guy can’t catch a break.
Well after drinking an entire bottle of vodka and a six pack last Saturday and getting a concussion on Tuesday, I should take it easy this weekend. But I won’t.
Thanksgiving I’m headed out to Long Island to hang at my uncle’s for the weekend. Friday is chilling, drinking, and leftovers while the women go shopping. Should be a great time, as it is every year.
If you’re looking for great Chinese, there’s a place called Wo Hop in Chinatown that’s by far the best Chinese food I’ve ever had. It’s 17 Mott Street, and make sure you go to the one downstairs. It’s a hole in the wall and it looks a little sketchy, but I can guarantee it’ll be some of the best food you’ve ever eaten.
I love making twice baked potatoes, mainly because they’re the only thing I can actually cook. I’m a little upset I can’t make them this year because there’s already like five potato dishes, so I guess I’m going for store-bought cheesecake and a bottle of vodka.
As someone who cleaned bathrooms for four summers during college, I can tell you that women’s bathrooms are usually dirtier than the men’s room. The men’s room gets the occasional bigger mess, but women’s rooms are just consistently disgusting.
You take the cold turkey (or ham, we rock both at Thanksgiving), some cheese, and a couple of slices of bread, and you whip up a sandwich for yourself. It’s a time honored tradition.
Dayyyyum 19th, that’s some badass shit right there.
I’m also a big fan of chokers as well, very glad they made a comeback.
“Engaged in the moment.” Well played.
Similarly, I always watch A Charlie Brown Christmas and the original animated How The Grinch Stole Christmas.
“Walgreens run: $9”
Congrats on the sex.
Her parents giving her that very personal and presumably expensive jewelry to go to Paris seems like a terrible idea. There’s no way it’s not getting stolen.
Victoria, I love your writing, and you’re absolutely brilliant at it, but no one can give me an extensional crisis like you can.
So my mother makes something called coquito every year. It’s basically Puerto Rican eggnog, it’s delicious and will mess you up way more than eggnog. She uses her grandmother’s recipe, which calls for multiple bottles of 151 proof rum, milk, cream, and cinnamon. It’s a great alternative, and I highly recommend making some if you’re not that into eggnog.
That’s the second time this season ASJ has caught a touchdown pass that was obviously a catch and probably would’ve won the Jets the game that got overturned (the other being against your Pats, Jenna). Guy can’t catch a break.
If they were Pillsbury Grands, I can totally understand how and why this happened.
Well after drinking an entire bottle of vodka and a six pack last Saturday and getting a concussion on Tuesday, I should take it easy this weekend. But I won’t.
Thanksgiving I’m headed out to Long Island to hang at my uncle’s for the weekend. Friday is chilling, drinking, and leftovers while the women go shopping. Should be a great time, as it is every year.
I prefer the term African-American Express.
If you’re looking for great Chinese, there’s a place called Wo Hop in Chinatown that’s by far the best Chinese food I’ve ever had. It’s 17 Mott Street, and make sure you go to the one downstairs. It’s a hole in the wall and it looks a little sketchy, but I can guarantee it’ll be some of the best food you’ve ever eaten.
Unnecessarily sensual or not, there’s no way that GoT ending isn’t 100% correct.
Everyone in this story was Santana/Rob Thomas levels of smooth.
Between this and running out of data, you sure are having a rough time with your phone before this trip.
I love making twice baked potatoes, mainly because they’re the only thing I can actually cook. I’m a little upset I can’t make them this year because there’s already like five potato dishes, so I guess I’m going for store-bought cheesecake and a bottle of vodka.
As someone who cleaned bathrooms for four summers during college, I can tell you that women’s bathrooms are usually dirtier than the men’s room. The men’s room gets the occasional bigger mess, but women’s rooms are just consistently disgusting.
Don’t forget Victoria’s post about things being good versus them being right.
You take the cold turkey (or ham, we rock both at Thanksgiving), some cheese, and a couple of slices of bread, and you whip up a sandwich for yourself. It’s a time honored tradition.