I’m way too hungover to be in the office today. PGP.

Just received a negative evaluation for watching too much golf while in the office. PGP.

Well, IT blocked PGP this afternoon. Now what am I supposed to do? PGP.

Blatantly streaming The Open during useless, company-mandated “training.” PGP.

I’m not even pretending to work today. PGP.

Tore my left ACL in 2012. Tore my right one Sunday night playing indoor soccer. I’ll have two knee surgeries before I’m 25. I’m giving up on sports for good. PGP.

Got cutoff at the hotel bar again. PGP.

My boss just bought a car that’s worth more than twice my salary. PGP.

Calling “dibs” on the Master bedroom of the condo when traveling with your manager. PGPM.