Shambles can be found either working on new recipes in the kitchen, making decisions that will inevitably give him incredible amounts of anxiety, and generally being a walking contradiction of a person.
This is beautiful, accurate, and one of the reasons I’m reconsidering med school. You know, besides missing having holidays off, more debt, and my GPA.
It can take 20 minutes for satiety signals to hit your brain so you have to eat as much as you can before they do. It’s like a race against your better judgement.
It definitely sucks for him that he got fired like that, but his articles were trash and he seemed like a shorty person. I don’t get the whole martyr thing people are doing now
This somehow made me feel a little better as I lie here in bed, groggily trying to draft all the work emails I didn’t send out and think of a reasonable excuse to use when my middle aged coworkers inevitably ask how I threw out my back. Not to mention the roiling mass of regret that is my digestive system, and my complete lack of time to eat a real breakfast or the healthy lunch I didn’t make because I spent too much time making poor choices on tinder last night.
I just… I can’t believe people are buying this. Forget med school, I’m gonna make a company where I throw big biology words around and sell things that don’t do anything.
Ketoglutarate supplements- boost your brain power by creating neurotransmitters and detoxifying ammonia from the brain!
H2O-So-Pure- triple distilled and demonized water guaranteed to flush toxins from the body!
Alcohol made with methanol- half the carbon atoms means half the calories!
I don’t want to feel these feelings on a Wednesday. What have you done to me?
Chill.
Double your monthly loan payment? Oh you poor thing, you must barely be able to mop your tears with all of your extra money.
lol we don’t get paid dick. Unless you stumble into big pharma research in general has no money
No.
Rich white people are something else man
This is beautiful, accurate, and one of the reasons I’m reconsidering med school. You know, besides missing having holidays off, more debt, and my GPA.
I do love hoarding scrubs from work though.
Mike Jones
It can take 20 minutes for satiety signals to hit your brain so you have to eat as much as you can before they do. It’s like a race against your better judgement.
My girl Kayla isn’t on the team anymore…
You’re approaching peak hangry. Maybe I should write those postgrad cookbook articles I planned, bringing your own lunch saves lives man.
Dammit
*shitty
It definitely sucks for him that he got fired like that, but his articles were trash and he seemed like a shorty person. I don’t get the whole martyr thing people are doing now
Sup?
I weep for the devastation Brady is about to unleash upon the AFC and my shitty team.
This somehow made me feel a little better as I lie here in bed, groggily trying to draft all the work emails I didn’t send out and think of a reasonable excuse to use when my middle aged coworkers inevitably ask how I threw out my back. Not to mention the roiling mass of regret that is my digestive system, and my complete lack of time to eat a real breakfast or the healthy lunch I didn’t make because I spent too much time making poor choices on tinder last night.
But what would you do with the leftover 4 seconds of video?
Shaw to LSU? I needed a good chuckle this morning.
This was a lot more insightful than I expected from something I read in bed, hungover. Respect
I just… I can’t believe people are buying this. Forget med school, I’m gonna make a company where I throw big biology words around and sell things that don’t do anything.
Ketoglutarate supplements- boost your brain power by creating neurotransmitters and detoxifying ammonia from the brain!
H2O-So-Pure- triple distilled and demonized water guaranteed to flush toxins from the body!
Alcohol made with methanol- half the carbon atoms means half the calories!