Shambles can be found either working on new recipes in the kitchen, making decisions that will inevitably give him incredible amounts of anxiety, and generally being a walking contradiction of a person.
This is fantastic. I’d also throw in “eat less.” Having a little less at every meal adds up and at the end of the day you just need in to be less than out. I’m generally terrible at estimating portions, so I boot up some calorie counting app just to remind myself once a month or so.
I like Agholor, he’s got the speed to make plays especially with Matthews pulling a lot of attention. He was my rookie hail mary pick this year (thank you, Mike Evans)
The Eagles offense is terrifying but they spread the ball around too much for me to really like anyone outside of Bradford (who has a body held together by scotch tape and hope) and Matthews.
I’d recommend adjusting your sleep schedule in 15 minute increments (more and less, sleeping a bit too much is also an issue) to find your REM cycle, or just hurling yourself out of bed as fast as possible like I do but I’m not exactly a model of healthy sleep habits.
Good to know that I’ll be in Boston during the worst part of winter again. Maybe this year I can break the tradition of the snow blower breaking down and me having to dig my car out of the snow
I have said a distressing amount of things on this list, which explains a lot now that I think about it. I really hope no one has ever sincerely said that first line through.
AND SOMETIMES I HAVE TO CARRY A LOT OF THINGS, CARGO SHORTS ARE HANDY OKAY.
I will apologize for the convertible pants I once owned. You could undo a zipper at the knee and change them from pants to cargo shorts. That was wrong of me.
Perfect, I’ll pay you back in donuts and/or drinks when I’m in Boston at the end of the year.
I respect your honesty but refuse to not buy you a shot if we ever meet. We can throw up in adjoining stalls, you know, bonding.
Where did you get that donut and do they take bulk orders?
This is fantastic. I’d also throw in “eat less.” Having a little less at every meal adds up and at the end of the day you just need in to be less than out. I’m generally terrible at estimating portions, so I boot up some calorie counting app just to remind myself once a month or so.
I like Agholor, he’s got the speed to make plays especially with Matthews pulling a lot of attention. He was my rookie hail mary pick this year (thank you, Mike Evans)
The Eagles offense is terrifying but they spread the ball around too much for me to really like anyone outside of Bradford (who has a body held together by scotch tape and hope) and Matthews.
This just filled me with dread about dealing with my Patriots-loving relatives when I go home to Boston
Wait, what’s the magic number for nights a week to drink? I guess it doesn’t really matter since the answer varies wildly between 0 and 6
El Siete knows how to party.
Will is actually testing how basic he can admit to being before people turn on him like with Kendra.
Joke’s on him, I’m basic enough to handle both
On God homie. That Taco Bell booty.
I know that sounds awful to most people but I can’t stay away. Just like eating at Taco Bell
I’d recommend adjusting your sleep schedule in 15 minute increments (more and less, sleeping a bit too much is also an issue) to find your REM cycle, or just hurling yourself out of bed as fast as possible like I do but I’m not exactly a model of healthy sleep habits.
Well I was gonna study so I can get into grad school and edit a paper but that sounds much, much better so count me in
Good to know that I’ll be in Boston during the worst part of winter again. Maybe this year I can break the tradition of the snow blower breaking down and me having to dig my car out of the snow
If you don’t like America’s Funniest Home Videos then I don’t like you
Don’t get me wrong, I like a mean-spirited hate mob as much as the next guy, but this made me chuckle.
Sometimes I’ll use the default but adjust the letter spacing so I can stand out just enough
*in elementary school
They were definitely the bomb I elementary school. My mistake was wearing them on a field trip in 8th grade
I have said a distressing amount of things on this list, which explains a lot now that I think about it. I really hope no one has ever sincerely said that first line through.
AND SOMETIMES I HAVE TO CARRY A LOT OF THINGS, CARGO SHORTS ARE HANDY OKAY.
I will apologize for the convertible pants I once owned. You could undo a zipper at the knee and change them from pants to cargo shorts. That was wrong of me.