I get these extremely realistic dreams about completely mundane, therefore not unlikely situations and they are starting to affect my actual waking life. Case in point: I congratulated an older coworker on the arrival of his granddaughter the other day. He looked at me weird because…he doesn’t have a granddaughter. I dreamt the entire email chain announcement and office card signing.
Good points; although I think in this day and age where divorce is so common it’s good to know that you can be able to financially provide for yourself and your kids if something like that happens. Having a gap on your resume between age 25 and 45 doesn’t bode well for new employment. If I ever became a housewife (the prospect is tempting) I would probably run some kind of parttime side business just in case, both to generate some income and to keep up with the latest technologies and whatnot.
I hate Fabio the dedicated avant-gardist just as much as I hate the two newly married villains.
Fuck this girl. Fuck this girl so much.
My cat understands too. If I even mention the words “carrier,” “vet,” “bath,” or “trim claws,” she will bolt and hide for the rest of the day.
I’m just trying to figure out what the hell rhymes with Bronco
Thanks for the tip – I’ve always dreamt of sending a turkey and half of my gathered friends and family to h-e-double hockey sticks.
I get these extremely realistic dreams about completely mundane, therefore not unlikely situations and they are starting to affect my actual waking life. Case in point: I congratulated an older coworker on the arrival of his granddaughter the other day. He looked at me weird because…he doesn’t have a granddaughter. I dreamt the entire email chain announcement and office card signing.
I can derelicte my own balls, thank you very much.
This is the most civilized comment section on a political article I’ve seen in a long time. Good job PGPers.
Should have been “friends with breadigifts” because she brought bread as gifts.
Also, can you being their kid?
This would also apply in the event my notional husband gets laid off, gets sick, etc.
Good points; although I think in this day and age where divorce is so common it’s good to know that you can be able to financially provide for yourself and your kids if something like that happens. Having a gap on your resume between age 25 and 45 doesn’t bode well for new employment. If I ever became a housewife (the prospect is tempting) I would probably run some kind of parttime side business just in case, both to generate some income and to keep up with the latest technologies and whatnot.
“About to sail away on the FriendShip” well played sir
It was always implicitly understood that even though I am one of the guys, I have no place at their bachelor parties.
Fuck off harder
But I thought you were too pretty to work?
Aptly describing most “I work on the hill” types who are nothing but staff asses and interns. An LC if you’re real lucky.
Irritable bowel syndrome is no joke and sufferers need sympathy and understanding.
Thank you for this. I just found out that my grandma has cancer at 84 and your post about your grandma beating cancer at 84 really made my day.
You have great hair though
Money can’t buy class