I’ve already been at work for an hour, and the most productive thing I’ve done was Instagram my breakfast..

I can’t get a job, because I don’t have experience, because I can’t get a job. PGP.

The 80/20 rule: do 80% of my work in 20% of the week. PGP

I actually get a high from having a clean desktop and inbox.

“Do you want your door open, closed, … ?” PGP.