You’re gonna have to go to his house and take a shit in the upper tank of his toilet. There’s no other way. Make it a messy one too. I suggest going to Taco Bell prior to your visit
I think about that a lot since I’m forced to play the role of said cube monkey in this shitty-ass low budget indie film we call life as I type this on my overpriced phone mechanism with a dollar value that could probably feed a family of 13 in another country we are establishing financial influence in. Right now I’m thinking about living in a van and taking photos of shit I see in hopes that it accelerates my man beard growth so I look like a guy who’s lived in a van for awhile just so people will leave me alone long enough to where I can exit stage right into another plain of existence
This comment is going to be down voted into obscure oblivion and probably taken out back behind the tool shed and shot in the fucking face but I agree with Nick. GIFs have their place and are funny but a lot of people use them as a mask for their inability to come up with with witty/creative things on their own. There’s a lot of “mashed potato on white bread” people out there who have no comedic soul. These people have made the rest of the GIF users look bad and it’s a tragedy. They’re like the people who rely on the context of movie quotes to fit themselves into a situation. These people need to be given high doses of psychedelic substances and then placed in creative writing classes and then kicked to the street to get beaten down by life so they combine their experiences to come up with valuable substance. I mean, for fuck’s sake look at me
The best thing to do is to completely check out and then slowly drift away from your friends while mumbling incoherent thoughts to yourself as you find enough personal space to order another drink and then come back like nothing happened
I have the beta phase written down on a napkin…production phase is getting ironed out by my brain right now and will soon be put to another napkin. Need to pitch capitalist investors and try to convince them to completely dismantle Capitalism and pivot to a resource based economy where universal income becomes a norm. In order to make this work, i understand that we will need to get rid of many people. Currently working with the Rothschilds and the Rockafellars as a joint effort to start a clandestine war in a resource abundant country with acceptable collateral sacrifices in order to create regional tensions to create profit streams for initial investment phase. The financial institutions are all backing this idea. Now working to find a demagogue for the idiot masses to blindly follow while we iron out the road map for said Utopian society. Will advise.
Good morning everyone. Today I will be sitting through 6 hours worth of meetings while mentally checking out and thinking about how to build a uptopian society from scratch. According to a study I just did in my head 2 seconds ago, literally 80% of life is doing shit that you don’t want to be doing at places you don’t want to be at. Gonna go grab a nitro brew and then probably go poop for like 40 minutes just to hide from reality
What really worked for me was 1.) Me rescuing a baby stuck in a tree 2.) me saving a puppy from a kill shelter while wearing a mink coat 3.) me teaching kids about 9/11 conspiracies (it looked like I was teaching them architectural engineering) 4.) me traveling with aforementioned puppy to a tropical destination 5.) me in a suit with a golden shovel in my hand/shaking hands with some old guy while standing next to a gentrified ghetto filled with new brunch places
I can’t wait to come kick it in the Zen Den and talk about weird and cosmic shit with you guys. That’s right, I’m inviting myself. I have my medical Mary J Blige card so it affords me the right to do that
It gets darker…go look at what’s going on in Syria and talk to me about people doing favors for other people and by people I mean opposing countries and militia groups
I’m glad we could come to a mature resolution to this conflict lol. Do you girl, don’t give up on the parody jokes. I used to get smoked on here but now I pretty much just say whatever and ppl kind roll with it. They’re probably going to give me stock options soon or have me monetize my comments somehow because I’m like really important to their operation now. Just believe in yourself and all that jazz!
If I was him, I would sit next to people and gently lean in and be like “that’s a cool sangy you’re eating but do you know what purple fucking sounds like? *explosion sound effect with mouth*”
Everyone is caught up in a vicious cycle of doing unwanted favors for people just so they get other favors done to them. It’s how all of us were created and it’s how the loop keeps occurring all because some guy wanted his peepee touched back in the day so he courted a lady to get said peepee touched and then she wanted kids so both of them got their peepees touched and for the rest of their lives they just did shit for each other just to get their peepees touched and then their kids followed suit and the cycle goes on into eternity forever and ever
Haha no problem. I’m kind of like Walmart in the sense that when you walk in and see the awfulness around you, you feel way better about yourself and your life
It’s also great if you kind of feel like not living anymore so you can just ever so slightly steer the car off a ledge without having to take anyone down with you because that would be extremely selfish, obv. And I know that sounds horrible and dark but to keep things positive, you’d instantly become a job creator for the business world (everyone loves a job creator) because someone’s gonna have to get hired to replace you and you wouldn’t be making someone else a lot of money anymore. We all know that the world is a business and that’s the only reason why we’re here
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You’re gonna have to go to his house and take a shit in the upper tank of his toilet. There’s no other way. Make it a messy one too. I suggest going to Taco Bell prior to your visit
Hey….you poop, I poop. We should like hang out or something. I’m just kidding, I have a gf and she poops too so fuck off.
I like my coffee to match my personality: cold, dark, bitter, uplifting, and expensive in taste.
I think about that a lot since I’m forced to play the role of said cube monkey in this shitty-ass low budget indie film we call life as I type this on my overpriced phone mechanism with a dollar value that could probably feed a family of 13 in another country we are establishing financial influence in. Right now I’m thinking about living in a van and taking photos of shit I see in hopes that it accelerates my man beard growth so I look like a guy who’s lived in a van for awhile just so people will leave me alone long enough to where I can exit stage right into another plain of existence
Lots of bewbs, hairy lotus flowers, and dragons with fire and stuff. Good show. Will make the anxieties of life subside for awhile. Highly recommend.
This comment is going to be down voted into obscure oblivion and probably taken out back behind the tool shed and shot in the fucking face but I agree with Nick. GIFs have their place and are funny but a lot of people use them as a mask for their inability to come up with with witty/creative things on their own. There’s a lot of “mashed potato on white bread” people out there who have no comedic soul. These people have made the rest of the GIF users look bad and it’s a tragedy. They’re like the people who rely on the context of movie quotes to fit themselves into a situation. These people need to be given high doses of psychedelic substances and then placed in creative writing classes and then kicked to the street to get beaten down by life so they combine their experiences to come up with valuable substance. I mean, for fuck’s sake look at me
The best thing to do is to completely check out and then slowly drift away from your friends while mumbling incoherent thoughts to yourself as you find enough personal space to order another drink and then come back like nothing happened
Lmfao
I have the beta phase written down on a napkin…production phase is getting ironed out by my brain right now and will soon be put to another napkin. Need to pitch capitalist investors and try to convince them to completely dismantle Capitalism and pivot to a resource based economy where universal income becomes a norm. In order to make this work, i understand that we will need to get rid of many people. Currently working with the Rothschilds and the Rockafellars as a joint effort to start a clandestine war in a resource abundant country with acceptable collateral sacrifices in order to create regional tensions to create profit streams for initial investment phase. The financial institutions are all backing this idea. Now working to find a demagogue for the idiot masses to blindly follow while we iron out the road map for said Utopian society. Will advise.
Good morning everyone. Today I will be sitting through 6 hours worth of meetings while mentally checking out and thinking about how to build a uptopian society from scratch. According to a study I just did in my head 2 seconds ago, literally 80% of life is doing shit that you don’t want to be doing at places you don’t want to be at. Gonna go grab a nitro brew and then probably go poop for like 40 minutes just to hide from reality
A good Bat Wing never unimpressed a lady.
I can’t seem to find the recipe to this woman’s heart 🙁
What really worked for me was 1.) Me rescuing a baby stuck in a tree 2.) me saving a puppy from a kill shelter while wearing a mink coat 3.) me teaching kids about 9/11 conspiracies (it looked like I was teaching them architectural engineering) 4.) me traveling with aforementioned puppy to a tropical destination 5.) me in a suit with a golden shovel in my hand/shaking hands with some old guy while standing next to a gentrified ghetto filled with new brunch places
I can’t wait to come kick it in the Zen Den and talk about weird and cosmic shit with you guys. That’s right, I’m inviting myself. I have my medical Mary J Blige card so it affords me the right to do that
It gets darker…go look at what’s going on in Syria and talk to me about people doing favors for other people and by people I mean opposing countries and militia groups
I’m glad we could come to a mature resolution to this conflict lol. Do you girl, don’t give up on the parody jokes. I used to get smoked on here but now I pretty much just say whatever and ppl kind roll with it. They’re probably going to give me stock options soon or have me monetize my comments somehow because I’m like really important to their operation now. Just believe in yourself and all that jazz!
If I was him, I would sit next to people and gently lean in and be like “that’s a cool sangy you’re eating but do you know what purple fucking sounds like? *explosion sound effect with mouth*”
Everyone is caught up in a vicious cycle of doing unwanted favors for people just so they get other favors done to them. It’s how all of us were created and it’s how the loop keeps occurring all because some guy wanted his peepee touched back in the day so he courted a lady to get said peepee touched and then she wanted kids so both of them got their peepees touched and for the rest of their lives they just did shit for each other just to get their peepees touched and then their kids followed suit and the cycle goes on into eternity forever and ever
Haha no problem. I’m kind of like Walmart in the sense that when you walk in and see the awfulness around you, you feel way better about yourself and your life
It’s also great if you kind of feel like not living anymore so you can just ever so slightly steer the car off a ledge without having to take anyone down with you because that would be extremely selfish, obv. And I know that sounds horrible and dark but to keep things positive, you’d instantly become a job creator for the business world (everyone loves a job creator) because someone’s gonna have to get hired to replace you and you wouldn’t be making someone else a lot of money anymore. We all know that the world is a business and that’s the only reason why we’re here