Nived_Neirbo

Optimistic pessimist, Profoundly unimportant

Member Since 01/07/2014

  • Nived_Neirbo 7 years ago on The Worst People You’ll Run Into At A Pregame

    Does anyone really, truly know anyone? There’s plenty of people who still don’t even know themselves and those people end up with other like-minded people and form a couple which is the very couple that doesn’t want to be there. They think they’re above everything because they aren’t “alone” but don’t worry, that connection will slowly die out and their relationship will become more like a small business since they share assets together and got in too deep. They’re now like the small business that’s getting chocked out by the major corporations and are forced to rip off their illusions and sell their assets and their dignity and ultimately destroy themselves from the inside out. So I hope they enjoy their Uber ride home together as they shit on everyone else there because they’ll find themselves feeling more alone year after stagnant year and then scratch and claw at any place holder or vice to grab onto to prop up the illusion of their immense happiness together on social media hahaha…. *rubs hands together evily*

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  • Nived_Neirbo 7 years ago on My Girlfriend's Instagram Explore Page: An Analysis

    These internet companies are implementing “behavioral self-curation” where we curate our own realities based off of what we like while omitting what we don’t. We’re essentially creating our own viewable utopian realities in a vacuum which is causing us to subsequently indoctrinate ourselves by creating a one sided viewpoint. Since the internet is open sourced, this tactic is used to prevent the complete flow of information to an individual which would allow him/her to critically think after being armed with full knowledge. The whole idea of “personalization” is becoming a full force initiative hidden behind “user experience improvements” and it’s only going to get more granular

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  • Nived_Neirbo 7 years ago on I'm Getting Old, But I Think I Can Still Hang

    The retirement home is like our second chance at college dorm life except the RA’s hand out corporate sponsored drugs instead of the good stuff this time. You bet your ass I’m going to be chasing tail at Tuesday night bingo and dropping acid while watching syndicated Rick and Morty episodes and then waking up every morning pissed that I’m still alive lol

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  • Nived_Neirbo 7 years ago on Five People That Had A Worse Weekend Than You: Shkreli

    What are the chances that Martin gets sentenced to prison, gets AIDs after becoming the boyfriend of the Arian leader, and then can’t afford/doesn’t have access to his own Company’s AIDS drug? God works in mysterious wayyyyyssss and obv loves and forgives everybody ;(

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  • Nived_Neirbo 7 years ago on Bachelorette Mayhem, Pontoon Boats, And Eye Surgeries: These Are The Worst Stories From The Weekend

    To the guy who’s company is laying people off and who has the gf who likes Game of Thrones: Take Will’s advice. Move to Charleston,SC and mingle with the yacht club folk along the battery. Talk about stuff that the people down there have no idea about like tech and coding and other nerdy things to make yourself seem supremely intelligent. Get one of them to fund a “shell” idea and then take that money and move to the other yacht club across the battery and law on your mansion boat and sip cocktails as you raise a toast to your ex friends across the water. Do it quick though because you will for sure get arrested or possibly even killed because a lot of family money is down there and they all know each other like a mob community hidden behind quaint houses and palmettos

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  • Nived_Neirbo 7 years ago on This Weekend In Fun: August 4

    I’m just trapped in a proverbial sandbar that’s slowly closing in on me from all directions. I’m like Louisiana expect I shower and don’t fuck my family members

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  • Nived_Neirbo 7 years ago on This Weekend In Fun: August 4

    Dolphin, great question. Personally, I think the world has slowly begun to end already. Tool will be releasing a full album in 2017 if all goes well. I saw them in May and they teased new tracks at the show. Adam Jones and Justin Chancellor have confirmed a new albums in the works. The problem is, it might be the official soundtrack of WW3

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  • Nived_Neirbo 7 years ago on This Weekend In Fun: August 4

    Dude or dudette, I love the scientific enthusiasm but let’s not discuss cohort analysis when getting drunk is going to commence in like 10 minutes. If you wanna talk about aliens and music and psychedelic drugs and maybe a little conspiracy the. I’m your guy but the last thing I wanna do is anything that has to do with work or analysis

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  • Nived_Neirbo 7 years ago on This Weekend In Fun: August 4

    Going to Cold Play tonight with the lady lol…..I’m dead serious though. I imagine that admitting this is harder than coming out of the closet in 2017

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  • Nived_Neirbo 7 years ago on Pearl Harbor’s Love Triangle Is The Most Slept On Storyline In Cinematic History

    And if you can’t find anyone to attack you, create an elaborate attack on yourself and then blame someone else for it in order to muster up support for a war. For example, Operation Northwoods in the 60’s which then permutated into 9/11. The official 9/11 report is some of the greatest science fiction ever written besides Star Wars…I’m guessing they had help in writing it from Hollywood since Hollywood likes to turn a profit by making movies that exploit a tragedy since they don’t seem to create original movies anymore unless it’s based off a real life tragedy. How many more super-hero remakes, vampire movies, and Zombie movies are they gonna make?

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  • Nived_Neirbo 7 years ago on Pearl Harbor’s Love Triangle Is The Most Slept On Storyline In Cinematic History

    I mean, if you ran a nation and wanted to make billions in long term profits while also knowing of an imminent attack before it happens to then let said attack happen in order to create an organic reason to enter a war then what better way? This has happened before. The real love triangle that no one talks about is the one between governments, weapons manufacturers, and the cabal banking system that funds both sides kid the operation and the war. Love triangles between people are cute but the above facts prove that people don’t matter unless they “matter” lol

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  • Nived_Neirbo 7 years ago on The Unwritten Rules Of Venmo

    Also, commenting on people’s transactions who are dumb enough to make them public with “*cocaine*” or “*small arms deal for terrorist cell*” is a good way to get these people out of your life while also propping up the private prison industry!

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  • Nived_Neirbo 7 years ago on The Unwritten Rules Of Venmo

    I sometimes like to send out “feeler” requests to my entire friends list. For example, request $5,000 from everyone and see who bites. Sometimes people aren’t paying attention and just throw on auto-pilot. It’s a numbers game just like everything else in life

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  • Nived_Neirbo 7 years ago on Uber Will Now Charge You For Losing Your Stuff When You're Hammered

    I wanna know what happens if you lose your bag of drugs in an Uber. Do you call the guy and tell him to return your bag of drugs? If he does, does he realize that he’s an accessory to a crime after that? Do you then realize that and black mail him into oblivion and have him become your drug distribution guy for the drug cartel you are now about to create? All you have to do is threaten his family’s life and tell him you’re gonna keep him alive so he can witness everything he loves be swept away in an instant if he decides to “do the right thing”

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