My wife also had a 2008 Jetta, until she creamed a deer in it 2 years ago. Still waiting for the insurance company to call and say “uhh, we gave you like $4k too much for that thing…”
Holiday travel means no grocery store run on the weekend which means weekday meals are complete chaos. Probably some sort of fast food garbage because we’re too dysfunctional to actually hit the grocery during the week.
Back in my day we had to choke down The Hut, Dominos, Papa J, etc, without dipping sauces to make it delicious. Damn kids these days don’t know how great they have it, what with their garlic butter heaven sauce.
This would make me happier if Todd wasn’t on the verge of signing up for a lifetime of getting hammered and subsequently yelled at by his insecure vapid cu–, err, girlfriend.
Appreciate your insight and this series. I hadn’t heard of Indeed before your earlier column (I are dum?) and posted my resume there earlier this week and have been inundated already. But advice (that you probably don’t need): as a recruiter, please don’t spend half of our intro call, as the guy I talked to just did, doing the used car salesman hard sell on using you as a recruiter. It’s cheap, transparent, and just uncomfortable. If we do business it will be because you brought me a great opportunity, it won’t be because you’re the biggest, bestest, have the best interview tips or resume assists or whatever. Sorry, rant off.
Wait…I’m not THAT dumb, check out Keyveat right above Bear. Keyveat has no comma between “Fr.” and “Penn”. That’s why I thought Bear’s name included the “Sr.” since he has a comma.
In fairness, which current QB wouldn’t have flamed out playing for the Browns?
Hot enough that I wouldn’t even be that mad when she lit my stuff on fire and keyed my car after we broke up.
My wife also had a 2008 Jetta, until she creamed a deer in it 2 years ago. Still waiting for the insurance company to call and say “uhh, we gave you like $4k too much for that thing…”
As a transplant to Chicago from CT, I call this my “east coast lunch”. And yes, it’s 2 hours.
Holiday travel means no grocery store run on the weekend which means weekday meals are complete chaos. Probably some sort of fast food garbage because we’re too dysfunctional to actually hit the grocery during the week.
Back in my day we had to choke down The Hut, Dominos, Papa J, etc, without dipping sauces to make it delicious. Damn kids these days don’t know how great they have it, what with their garlic butter heaven sauce.
This would make me happier if Todd wasn’t on the verge of signing up for a lifetime of getting hammered and subsequently yelled at by his insecure vapid cu–, err, girlfriend.
Appreciate your insight and this series. I hadn’t heard of Indeed before your earlier column (I are dum?) and posted my resume there earlier this week and have been inundated already. But advice (that you probably don’t need): as a recruiter, please don’t spend half of our intro call, as the guy I talked to just did, doing the used car salesman hard sell on using you as a recruiter. It’s cheap, transparent, and just uncomfortable. If we do business it will be because you brought me a great opportunity, it won’t be because you’re the biggest, bestest, have the best interview tips or resume assists or whatever. Sorry, rant off.
Tito’s FTW.
There’s also DINKWAD (With A Dog).
Did Brayden include Tracker and Everest? Because if not, I’m not impressed.
Wait…I’m not THAT dumb, check out Keyveat right above Bear. Keyveat has no comma between “Fr.” and “Penn”. That’s why I thought Bear’s name included the “Sr.” since he has a comma.
Proposal with no ring is almost better than no proposal.
Part 1….part 2 tomorrow???
I are dum.
And how he’s a “Sr.” already?
The very rich and the urban poor can both get away with, sorta, terribly weird names for their kids.
Incredible hair + receding hairline, eh?
Congrats on the birthday sex