Took a day off to recover from my weekend. Felt incredibly guilty about it all day. PGP.
Member Since 08/18/2014
Friendly reminders are never friendly. PGP.
Headphones: The Universal Sign for “Do NOT talk to me.” PGP.
I still throw up in parking lots. PGP.
I have my headphones in so no one will talk to me and they aren’t even plugged in. PGP.
This morning I parked next to a guy sleeping in his car. PGP.
My boss has one of those clocks that plays bird noises on the hour. PGP.
I can recognize cars I’ve seen before by their license plates on my commute. PGP.
Please don’t hold the elevator. I’d rather wait than say “good morning.” PGP.
I still hate it here. PGP.