All of the new hires come to me with questions they don’t want to ask the boss. I don’t know the answers either. PGP.

My dog is so afraid of fireworks that he breaks open my bedroom door, jumps on the bed, and pees through my comforter. PGP.

Stalking someone on Lync so you can call them as soon as they sign in. PGP.

Replied all in GMail and didn’t have recall set up. PGP.

Getting unreasonably angry when someone takes “your” spot in the parking lot. PGP.

My manager asked me to put a list together for a business trip. In other news, my happy hour crew is eating and drinking on the company card this week. PGPM

My version of two-a-days is two cups of coffee a day. PGP.

My manager’s power point formatting is giving me anxiety. PGP.

Let’s all run to the window because we’ve never seen rain before. PGP.

My friend’s younger siblings left our BBQ because we weren’t drinking enough for them. PGP.