Every time someone calls in sick, rumors swirl about that person interviewing at another firm.

“Hey I know you’ll be on vacation next week, but I’ll still need to be in contact with you so keep your phone handy.” PGP.

Everyone in the office wants the city we’re in to land the Amazon HQ. I just want to get a beer after work. PGP.

My mother in law beat me at golf. PGP.

Staycation week=job interview week. PGP.

Checking the calories in beer. PGP.

No one in my office cares about the Derby. I live and work in Kentucky. PGP.

Sat next to my boss at a meeting. Now everyone thinks I’m a brown noser. PGP.

Having to pull a bitch move by copying a coworker’s leader on an email because he won’t cooperate. PGP.

Having to take Uber home from happy hour. PGP