“Each of the guy’s backs straightened out and their mouths were a combination of shock and smile. John took his sunglasses off his face and looked directly at Todd – “You fucking dog. Is she here? Tell me she’s here. Tell me she’s fucking here.”
…This made me grin…and then this made me angry…
“Todd, was it?” one asked. “I’m Grant, Claire’s boyfriend.”
A lot of people are saying it’s selfish but who are you being selfish towards? The kid that doesn’t exist. I feel like it’s actually very unselfish rather than having a kid you don’t really want anyways.
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I’m down in Texas and I got destroyed by them this past Sunday
Sup?
Same here. I actually went to you YouTube and put on Blink live show after reading this.
*Mexican beer
Nah, that’s totally true. Gotta mentally slap yourself sometimes lol
These are all incredibly accurate.
None of the above for me!
More like a “I don’t want to take a dump for a week.” grocery list.
Silent Uber drivers are only a good thing if they at least have music on. Otherwise, it’s just awkward.
That’s 100% me too
One of the best articles I’ve ever read on here!
I read this article while eating a piece of cheesecake for breakfast.
So what you’re saying is that he gave you an Australian kiss. It’s like a French kiss but down under.
What about if I’m worn out so I sit on the couch for an hour before showering but I don’t subject anyone else to my stank?
“Each of the guy’s backs straightened out and their mouths were a combination of shock and smile. John took his sunglasses off his face and looked directly at Todd – “You fucking dog. Is she here? Tell me she’s here. Tell me she’s fucking here.”
…This made me grin…and then this made me angry…
“Todd, was it?” one asked. “I’m Grant, Claire’s boyfriend.”
Damn you DeFries!!!
I hope they break up and her life turns into a, full on, dumpster fire afterwards.
A lot of people are saying it’s selfish but who are you being selfish towards? The kid that doesn’t exist. I feel like it’s actually very unselfish rather than having a kid you don’t really want anyways.
I bet that rival school guy will be going down after that round too.
Tuna Club…Yikes.