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The Internet Reviews A $40,000 HDTV On Amazon, Does Not Disappoint

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Sometimes, the internet shows up somewhere en masse and magic happens. Prime example: This 85-inch, Ultra-HD, Samsung Smart TV that’ll run you $40,000 big ones. Thank God for Amazon, though. This TV usually runs at $44,999, but YOU can get it for $39,997 on Amazon PLUS free shipping!

The product description tells you everything you need to know before buying this TV instead of a really nice sedan:

  • 4K Ultra HD with Micro Dimming: Best picture quality
  • 120Hz Refresh Rate: Better for general viewing, video games, action movies, and sports
  • Smart TV with Voice Control: Interact with streaming content and the web
  • LED Design: TV without stand (Width x Height x Depth): 78.9″ x 64.4″ x 2.8″, TV with stand (Width x Height x Depth): 78.9″ x 64.4″ x 22.9″

That’s a steal.

But the best part about this wallet-murdering television are the customer reviews (click to enlarge):

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It goes on like this for 30+ pages. If you have time to spare, I highly suggest reading every single one of them and restoring your faith in the 99% of us who will never be able to afford this TV in our lifetime, and even if we could, we would only watch it while lighting Cuban cigars with US Treasury bonds. Best Super Bowl party ever.

 

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Brian McGannon

What do I love? I love happy hour, a good golf tan, and getting moderately drunk during dinner.

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