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Morning Coffee Thoughts 5/19

Every morning, we gather here to contemplate, plan, soak up inspiration, harvest motivation, and get jacked up on coffee and confidence for a day of kicking ass.

IT IS FRIDAY AND LIFE IS GOOD. ARE YOU READY FOR THE WEEKEND? GOD DAMN RIGHT YOU ARE. YOU WERE BORN READY. BUT FIRST, BEFORE THE TIME FOR RELAXATION AND INTOXICATION IS UPON US, YOU MUST GRIND THROUGH ONE MORE WORK DAY. DO IT WITH SOME PEP IN YOUR STEP. LET GOOD VIBES AND YOUR WORLD-RENOWNED INFECTIOUS ENERGY EMULATE FORTH FROM YOUR BODY TO THE SAD SAPS SURROUNDING YOU. BE THEIR NORTH STAR. THEY SHOULD ALL LOOK TO YOU AS A SHINING EXAMPLE OF SUCCESS AND SEX APPEAL. NEVER LET THEM FORGET THAT YOU ARE A BUSINESS ANGEL SENT DOWN BY GOD TO BLESS THEM WITH GREATNESS. NOW GET OUT THERE AND FUCK. FUCK UNTIL YOU CAN FUCK NO MORE. MAKE IT RAIN ON THEM HOES. YOU ARE ONE WITH THE UNIVERSE.

What’s on your schedule this morning? What are you going to conquer today? Good shit going down this weekend? Let us know in the comments section below. Positivity only. Build the energy. Come correct or don’t come at all.

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Ross Bolen

Ross Bolen is a New York Times Bestselling author, co-host of the Oysters, Clams & Cockles podcast, co-host of the Back Door Cover podcast, perpetually disappointed Rockets fan, Astros fan, and Texans fan who attended the 2017 Masters.

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