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Morning Coffee Thoughts

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Every morning, we gather here to contemplate, plan, soak up inspiration, harvest motivation, and get jacked up on coffee and confidence for a day of kicking ass.

YOU FEELING SORRY FOR YOURSELF THIS MORNING? WOKE UP ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE BED? JUST DON’T FEEL LIKE DOING THE DANCE OF LIFE TODAY? WELL FUCK YOU. THIS IS A WAKEUP CALL. NOBODY GIVES A RAT’S ASS ABOUT YOU AND YOUR STUPID LITTLE FEELINGS. YOU’RE JUST ANOTHER ANT ON THIS SPINNING BALL OF WATER AND LAND. IF YOU WANT SOMETHING, YOU’RE GONNA HAVE TO TAKE IT. NOBODY IS GOING TO HAND IT TO YOU. NOBODY IS GOING TO DO THE WORK FOR YOU. LIFE DOESN’T STOP AND START AND YOUR CONVENIENCE. LIFE DOESN’T CARE IF YOU’RE NOT FEELING IT TODAY. LIFE WILL POOP ON YOU. NOW STAND UP, WIPE THAT SHIT FROM YOUR FACE, PUT ON YOUR INVISIBLE ASS-KICKING HAT, GET OUT THERE AND PUT YOUR DUKES UP.

THAT’S HOW WINNING IS DONE.

Listen to Rocky. He knows what he’s talking about. If you want to spend your time on this earth being a whiny little bitch that complains about how things aren’t going his way, that’s just fine. But you and yours stay the hell away from me and mine. We’ll be over here stacking paper and dominating every facet of the game while you’re off being a pathetic loser. Deal closers only on my block. What’s that? You’re going to sack up, ride the wave, and crush Tuesday like an almond? Well alright then, motherfucker.

LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

What’s on your schedule this morning? What are you going to conquer today? Let us know in the comments section below. Positivity only. Build the energy. Come correct or don’t come at all.

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Ross Bolen

Ross Bolen is a New York Times Bestselling author, co-host of the Oysters, Clams & Cockles: Game of Throbes podcast, co-host of the Back Door Cover sports podcast, 2017 Masters attendee, bigger and more loyal Rockets and Astros fan than you, cheese enchilada aficionado, and nap god.

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